She had been in
the garden for some time, but husband found her one sunny afternoon.
Her swimsuit needed some attention, but her figure was still shapely.
How had she got there and where she had come from is a mystery, her name
a secret still.... but the least I could do was find her a New Man with
a sports car in racing green. He looks keen but his legs are a bit
stiff, he's more used to driving a tractor, but I hope they will be very